Favorite “Crackpot” ASOIAF Theories

George RR Martin’s epic A Song of Ice and Fire has changed the entire discourse of both fantasy and storytelling.  It has spawned thousands of theorists, many with YouTube channels, others with blogs, who have in turn created more theories than weirwood leaves in a godswood.

Some of these theories are…out there to say the least, but others deserve consideration.

So I present my favorite “crackpot” theories and I use the term “crackpot” lovingly as I prescribe or at least give merit to all of these ideas.  None of them are mine, but belong to righteous others who will be credited.  I did add or embellish some with my own flourishes, which I”ll try to indicate in order to glean one from the other, but in no particular order (until the last) here they are.

Twin Targs

759997_GOT401_080113_ND_0239.jpgBefore I begin with this, I have to tell you have how I usually read a story.  My first time through I take everything at face value.  I might pause a bit here and there to ponder something strange, but the first time I’m not on the hunt for anything deeply profound because I don’t know the entire narrative or enough of it to begin to look.  One of the first stories that taught me you could be lied to through narrative was my beloved Final Fantasy VII, because it, like all others, was taken it at face value, and not until I’d seen it once and then read/watched theories and takes on it did I start to realize how deep down the dark ladder does go.  Thus was the case with ASOIAF.  When I first read A Game of Thrones, I never considered it any more than a political drama/medieval soap opera where Ned Stark was trying to find out the reasons behind Jon Arryn’s murder and that led to his own demise.  Of course the reasons he finds out aren’t even the real reasons, but we the readers don’t know that until the third book when Lysa Arryn spills all before Littlefinger murders her.

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